Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Night 33

Pornography.
I wonder how pornography started. It all has to do With the destruction of boundaries. At first seeing a woman's shoulder or ankle was thought to be sexy and then burlesque clubs started where woman did "sexy" dances and strutted there stuff.
Frankly I don't know how old school burlesque was thought to be sexy, maybe I am so overloaded with Jenna Jameson's and Jessica Alba's that the thought of a woman in a mid calf tassel champagne colored dress , isn't very sexy.

She is very beautiful, but sexy? I don't see it. I suppose if you are going from fully covered calves to partially covered calves, then this would be sexy. Going to a Burlesque club used to be about the show and watching woman dance seductively, but classy. They had soft curls, round hips and powdered faces, they were beautiful and due to no precedence, they were thought to be outside of the box nouveau sexy. As time progressed burlesque involved more and more nudity until strippers came out in full force. The thought of stripping is very interesting. To me a body is a body. I can appreciate the beauty of the human form but would I pay to see someone I don't know take off their clothes and find it attractive? Perhaps that is the difference between men and woman. To me I would need a connection. I would need to know the person and have feelings for them before I would ever find their naked body attractive. And what about the fact that they are not stripping for you. They are stripping for a strange group of people and they couldn't care less about you; you're getting paid to get used. Sure, there are lap dances and private shows but these women only do it because they are getting paid. You are spending time with a woman only because she is getting money in return.
I have no problem with strippers and if they want to show their goods for money than more power to them, I just couldn't imagine myself every doing it. Strippers are a unique type of person. They have the ability to remove any emotion that is attached to being naked. Most people consider their bodies a temple and only those they choose worthy get to see what they got working for them but strippers will show it to anyone. Strippers have also developed the ability to be completely in control of their sexuality. They show their naked bodies and they like the attention it gives them. It is still fairly uncomfortable to be naked around strangers all though that is also changing rapidly, but these women can be naked and have a normal conversation because they see the power that nudity still holds and they like being in control of that. Maybe they don't have much to live for and this little bit of power they have over business men is the only thing that makes them feel good about themselves or maybe they just like stripping and hanging around naked. Just isn't for me though.

I went to watch strippers once and I just couldn't keep a straight face, maybe it was because I went to amateur night at Slack Alice's in Penticton or maybe naked women just make me laugh. I think if I had seen strippers in Vegas it would had been a lot different but Penticton strippers are middle aged, chain smoking, single mothers with bad hair. Yes, they are probably just trying to make a living but my god, not the best to look at.
I remember sitting down and the first girl came down. She had a big fleece blanket with her and she put it on the floor by the pole. I had not idea what she was going to do with it. Was she going to wrap herself in it like a cocoon and pretend to be a caterpillar going through metamorphosis? That would had been very sweet and original, she probably would had won with that show. No, the point of the blanket was so that she could roll around better on the floor. She used to blanket as a way to slide around. Oh god, it was too much to take. First of all it was one of those fleece blankets that has a "relative" character on it, something really tacky like the playboy bunny sign. There's something about fleece that isn't very erotic. I think of over weight hockey moms when I think of fleece. So, I am watching this idiot roll around with a fleece blanket and dry hump the corners of it. I thought this was a one time thing but apparently all the girls bring the fleece blankets because it's easier on their knees. Oh my god kill me of I ever buy a fleece blanket because it makes it easier for me to slide around on my knees, that would be rock bottom.
This other girl was this very tall, very pale, with long red frizzy hair. She came out took off her top and started doing this crab dance across the strippers walk area, needless to say she didn't win. The last girl that came out was a little larger but not fat. Anyways, she was doing her own promotion. In between girls, she would come out on the floor and hang decoration and propaganda promoting herself, by the way she was naked while doing this.

Three questions:

1.) Why give away the goods before the show?

Why was she parading herself naked before it was her turn to strip. What is there to look forward to now? We've all seen her naked so we know what's to come. It's like knowing the end of the movie before you see it.

2.) Why hang up decorations while naked?

I don't know if any of you have seen the Seinfeld episode where it talks about things that shouldn't be done naked because it's repulsive, well stumbling around with high heels on, on top of a chair is one of them, that is for sure. Have you ever seen someone naked trying to get their balance, not sexy. Her tits were flapping about, her legs were in weird spazzing squatting positions and her arms were flailing about. It was horrifying.

3.) why couldn't she find someone to hang her shit for her?

She should have recruited some loser to hang her decorations. It made her look pathetic and took away the fantasy that a stripper is supposed to portray. When you see a stripper it's supposed to be while they are working and being all erotic, not asking for masking tape and a pair of scissors.

Well she came out and she made a beeline for the shower. This particular stripper joint had a shower on stage so that the girls could hose themselves down. She got into the shower and starting washing herself. I don't know what is that sexy about being wet. Is that another boy thing because I don't understand it. Maybe it's because when a body is wet it kind of glistens or maybe it's because the body is slippery and trying to hang onto something slippery is harder then hanging onto something dry so the extra effort involved with hanging on is a turn on? Whatever it may be all I know is watching someone wash themselves, to me isn't erotic and when she came out she kept whipping her hair around. Her hair was soaking wet and she kept spraying the audience with water. The last thing I want is water that has been soaking in a strippers head of hair flicked into my eyes, call me crazy.
I can't remember who won, but the girl that nailed the man in the face with her stripper boot while flying around the pole probably didn't 
So, the evolution of pornography happened. People thought that other people would want to watch other people having sex.  I don't know who first thought of this and I don't know who the first person to say yes was but it happened. Now I can see why watching fetish or fantasy porno may be likable. There are scenarios and things you're to embarrassed to tell someone about that turns you on, okay that is somewhat understandable but why watch normal people having sex? Wouldn' that make you feel bad about yourself? Instead of having sex yourself, you are just watching a couple of people doing it instead. Another thing I don't understand is, group sex. Why would any one chick want to be pounded by 5 guys at once. Imagine if you were a porn star and you regularly got banged by multiple dudes, or went down on other chicks or did weird fetish porn and your parents saw it. How could you ever, ever look at your parents in the eyes again? I could see someone actually dying of shame and embarrassment but imagine if the person felt nothing and they were totally fine with their parents watching them getting wrecked over and over, truly sad I think.
I remember when porn was big enough of a deal but people have gotten so used to regular porn that now really weird shit is made. We are such a desensitized society that we can only get turned on if a girl is beat during sex, or ravaged by an animal? How perverse and disgusting have we become collectively as a human race? It is only natural for the progression to occur when one has become too used to something. If it's this bad now imagine the kind of shit that will turn us on in 10 years, I can't even imagine.

Here's what's sexy these days.

   

They all look exactly the same to me. They all get pounded and disrespect themselves daily. You can just tell that they are porn stars. They all have that purpley dark eye make up and the weird dark lip liner. None of them look like they haven't see 10 guys wangs at once. Imagine the lifestyle that must be. I could never imagine having that career that depended on me always being in the mood. And how can you even be in the mood while there are camera men and sound guys all over the place, I guess you would fake it? But how often can you fake it and how natural can it sound after awhile. After a while I would drag my feet to work and watch the clock as it slowly went by, that's how boring this job would be after a while. And after having sex all day for money, how could you enjoy actual sex with your partner. You get used to something after doing it enough right, well then what kind of passion or desire is left for the one you love?
How could you even have a relationship or get married if you were a porn star?
How could you ever be with someone when you know they get pounded for a living. Imagine how many people that your spouse has slept with and how much raunchy shit they have done sexually, I just don't see how anyone could be okay with it. There would be nothing special about the relationship. Making love for the first time would mean nothing because you'd be like the the 87th person that she has slept with and she's probably going to sleep with two more guys within the week.
Tito Ortiz married Jenna Jameson. Okay, now as weird as it is to date a porn star, imagine marrying one. You just bring her on home to the parents and introduce her as the skank that gets double penetrated daily. How is this marriage material? How could you ever explain the way you met or her past to anyone and not be ashamed. They're lucky that they are both celebrities and that she is for some reason, not considered a whore because in any other walk of life she would be looked down upon. She was a professional slut but for some reason everyone just turned a blind eye and she became famous for peddling her vag in every second porno out there, well done Jenna. You have to hand it to her, she somehow made everyone forget how much of a dried up old whore she was, got married, had a kid and landed a cover on People magazine. Jesus, what do you tell your child what your mommy used to do. How would the conversation go? And how would you feel when his friends found out what his mom used to do for a living or that they could go to any porn website and see his ma in action, weird. Would she ever want her son to marry a porn star? Probably not, can you blame her? But what a hypocrite. I guess we should all be happy that she has turned her life around but can you ever really go back from being in porn films for a good chunk of your life? Even after doing one, you think that you would forever be screwed mentally.
It's fascinating to see how far we've come and what we have become accustomed to. I wonder if we will ever take it so far that we will start working backwards and soon enough fully covered, classically beautiful girls dancing sexy are considered the biggest turn on and not a gang bang? I hope so but let's face it, probably not. We always want to be shocked and we have the mentality of ,"been there, done that." If it's not new, if it doesn't push the boundaries, we don't want it so unfortunately brace yourselves because I predict some weird shit in the porn game to be coming our way.
In other words, I don't understand how porn stars are people really. They detach themselves so far from their bodies and emotions that anything beautiful about sex has been lost, therefore making them a complete animal. After their done shooting their scenes for the day, I picture that they go home to an empty condo overlooking the beach. They go to their shower, try to scrub the scent of dried semen off of them with bleach, lie in their bed, cry themselves to sleep, wake up, get tested for STD's and shoot another porn scene.
And the world a keeps on turning.

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